how to stay handsome all your life

i found this somewhere...how to stay handsome all your life-

1. eat ice cream like a kid. this keeps you happy. when happiness shows on your face that makes you smile. you can wear a smile with anything.

2. respect your body. work out. for men, physical exertion is critical since sweating helps create emotional balance. when you are emotionally balanced, it creates happiness. when happiness shows on your face, it makes you smile. you can wear a smile with anything.

3.work on your vocabulary. this helps you express yourself clearly, correctly and optimise everyone's time. this creates a positive image of the self which creates happiness. when happiness...

4. do not disparage or slight others on what they look like or what you hear about them. create your own judgement based on your own experience. this way, you will come across as a unique, genuine person. this creates happiness...

5. do not expect respect from anyone. this shows dependability on others' opinion on the self. face the truth in tight situations.

6. nature has it's own way of balancing things out so try not to owe money/anything tangible to anyone. this creates you know what...


by the way... all this has nothing to do with looks!


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some of the most hillarious dialogues in the same movie-
-"i'm pregnant" (on seeing test results)
-"i have nothing to wear" (before going to a party)
-"can i have some privacy please" (when someone is watching while using the loo)
-"i want my baby!" (arguing on abortion)
-"my body, my choice" (before delivering the baby)

all mouthed by arnold schwarzenegger in 'junior'!