Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off VI

Kameen had her in his arms, smiling to himself. Janu was trying hard to keep a distance from his face.
'Is he gone?'

'Quite a while back.'

'And you didn't say a thing!' She pushed him off and turned around to face the river.

'the length you'll go to- just to check on a guy,' said Kameen. He stood there gloating, hoping the staged kiss would just last a little longer.

'It's been on for quite a while- his stupid crush. He hasn't said a word. This is his last chance. Either he walks up and talks to me, or he can spend his life regreting he didn't.'

'Why do you want him so bad? He's such a nobody and he tries hard to stay like one. You know, I'd love to hate a trier- a worthy adversory. But this guy takes the cake- no, he doesn't even want to look at the cake. No really, why DO you want him so bad? Janu, seriously, it's really very unlike me to be considerate towards anyone; but for your own sake, quit hankering for this dodo.'

Janu couldn't explain what she expected from Kamlu. It all started when the entire class was out on a 'understanding insects' trip to the forest. There was this point when they were looking for insects in the shallow banks of the river, and their eyes met in the reflection. The day become all felt all the more euphoric with the weather playing cupid with a cool breeze, their mop of hair all over their faces and flowers lining the path through the forest.

Show me a sign- of jealousy, disgust... something. I can't do this for too long.

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off VI

Kameen had her in his arms, smiling to himself. Janu was trying hard to keep a distance from his face.
'Is he gone?'

'Quite a while back.'

'And you didn't say a thing!' She pushed him off and turned around to face the river.

'the length you'll go to- just to check on a guy,' said Kameen. He stood there gloating, hoping the staged kiss would just last a little longer.

'It's been on for quite a while- his stupid crush. He hasn't said a word. This is his last chance. Either he walks up and talks to me, or he can spend his life regreting he didn't.'

'Why do you want him so bad? He's such a nobody and he tries hard to stay like one. You know, I'd love to hate a trier- a worthy adversory. But this guy takes the cake- no, he doesn't even want to look at the cake. No really, why DO you want him so bad? Janu, seriously, it's really very unlike me to be considerate towards anyone; but for your own sake, quit hankering for this dodo.'

Janu couldn't explain what she expected from Kamlu. It all started when the entire class was out on a 'understanding insects' trip to the forest. There was this point when they were looking for insects in the shallow banks of the river, and their eyes met in the reflection. The day become all felt all the more euphoric with the weather playing cupid with a cool breeze, their mop of hair all over their faces and flowers lining the path through the forest.

Show me a sign- of jealousy, disgust... something. I can't do this for too long.

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off V

'Did a cockroach fall into your breakfast today?! That has to be the worst bit of poetry I've ever ever heard in my life span.'

'You're missing the point.'

'Shut your piehole, smartass!'

'At least I got them all rhyming.'

'Get your know-it-all, I-see-the-matrix-of-life, play-it-safe ass out of my sight.'

'Ok. What do you want me to do? I'll help you. I'm already your friend and mentor. I could also be your henchman, security... protection.'

'Ahem... protect me from?'

'Well you know who...'

'Hohahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! You're too cute, you little 2-foot-nothing! Yeah, I can see you pulping Kameen already! You're the man, pardner, just what I needed. Don't you leave my side, ever.'

'Oh, pleasure.'

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off V

'Did a cockroach fall into your breakfast today?! That has to be the worst bit of poetry I've ever ever heard in my life span.'

'You're missing the point.'

'Shut your piehole, smartass!'

'At least I got them all rhyming.'

'Get your know-it-all, I-see-the-matrix-of-life, play-it-safe ass out of my sight.'

'Ok. What do you want me to do? I'll help you. I'm already your friend and mentor. I could also be your henchman, security... protection.'

'Ahem... protect me from?'

'Well you know who...'

'Hohahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! You're too cute, you little 2-foot-nothing! Yeah, I can see you pulping Kameen already! You're the man, pardner, just what I needed. Don't you leave my side, ever.'

'Oh, pleasure.'

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off IV

'What's your plan?'

'I don't know yet, but I got to let her know what a loser he is, and that she's too good for him.'

'Hey!'

'What?'

'the real losers are those who are obsessed with others lives
not all winners have husbands or wives
talk is cheap and if blab and yakity are your guns and knives
and you get your highs from a few high fives
then the lack of a mission makes you deprived
so wake up dude
life's a feud
call me rude
for thought, tis food.'

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off IV

'What's your plan?'

'I don't know yet, but I got to let her know what a loser he is, and that she's too good for him.'

'Hey!'

'What?'

'the real losers are those who are obsessed with others lives
not all winners have husbands or wives
talk is cheap and if blab and yakity are your guns and knives
and you get your highs from a few high fives
then the lack of a mission makes you deprived
so wake up dude
life's a feud
call me rude
for thought, tis food.'

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off III

Janu and Kameen were kissing. Kumlu pu was planted on his spot- gaping like a mannequin. Mochi was a few steps behind Kamlu- watching all three. He looked at Kamlu, then walked up slowly behind him and peered into his eyes; wanting to fathom what he was going through. 'Is this going to drive him hysterical? Will he give me grief for the next 2 weeks on how lousy life is getting to be? Am I on the brink of receiving 1/2 hour lectures on why women can be done without in a happy-go-lucky life?' Both were not very keen to run into the couple. One was too disgusted, the other mortally petrified to be picked upon for intrusion.
So they turned for the river.

Kamlu sat silently on a rock, staring into the water. Mochi waited for something to be said. He finally gathered the courage to break the awkward silence with yesterday's discussion thread on why monks are allowed to play and watch football in monastries- because it's better to think about football than other things.

'Zip it, Moch.'

'I was just trying to...'

'Make me feel better?! Why don't I just sing my favourite song to feel better? Hey, you know what- I'll do just that. Here goes-
condescender pu
stick a knife in you
that will make me go- boo hoo hoo'

'You need help.'

'Shaadaap!!'

'What's got into you? Forget about it, will you? You didn't stand a chance next to Kameen. He's got the goods- know what I mean? And stop taking it out on me. That's all you can do- take it out on your favorite punching bag instead of biting the bullet and doing something about it. I bet you didn't have the balls to speak to her all this time, so what's the point... jeez dude, you're pathetic.'

Look Mochi, you're not much help. You're all I got, man. The thought of him holding onto her... I bet he forced her... but she wasn't struggling.. ouch.. that hurt. She kind of looked like she was into the idea of liplocking with the village studd... vindication it is, with which she can now look staight into the eyes of the other 'babes'- the real babes.'I can not only make the boys laugh, this too.' Sick, sick, sick. Hasn't she ever noticed me?! What about that day I dressed up looking like the studious type? That was the very next day I overheard her saying that she prefers the academic ones since that's where the future is- a stable future. It's another thing I couldn't answer a single question in the oral exam our teacher sprung upon us. Jeez that was embarassing... but I was all out that day- wooing her with future plans of heading for this university or the other. I'm such a fool.'

'Alrighty, enough of the I'm-such-a-pathetic-shit ones. What are you doing about this?'

'I've thought of something.'

They both sat there starring at the river.

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off III

Janu and Kameen were kissing. Kumlu pu was planted on his spot- gaping like a mannequin. Mochi was a few steps behind Kamlu- watching all three. He looked at Kamlu, then walked up slowly behind him and peered into his eyes; wanting to fathom what he was going through. 'Is this going to drive him hysterical? Will he give me grief for the next 2 weeks on how lousy life is getting to be? Am I on the brink of receiving 1/2 hour lectures on why women can be done without in a happy-go-lucky life?' Both were not very keen to run into the couple. One was too disgusted, the other mortally petrified to be picked upon for intrusion.
So they turned for the river.

Kamlu sat silently on a rock, staring into the water. Mochi waited for something to be said. He finally gathered the courage to break the awkward silence with yesterday's discussion thread on why monks are allowed to play and watch football in monastries- because it's better to think about football than other things.

'Zip it, Moch.'

'I was just trying to...'

'Make me feel better?! Why don't I just sing my favourite song to feel better? Hey, you know what- I'll do just that. Here goes-
condescender pu
stick a knife in you
that will make me go- boo hoo hoo'

'You need help.'

'Shaadaap!!'

'What's got into you? Forget about it, will you? You didn't stand a chance next to Kameen. He's got the goods- know what I mean? And stop taking it out on me. That's all you can do- take it out on your favorite punching bag instead of biting the bullet and doing something about it. I bet you didn't have the balls to speak to her all this time, so what's the point... jeez dude, you're pathetic.'

Look Mochi, you're not much help. You're all I got, man. The thought of him holding onto her... I bet he forced her... but she wasn't struggling.. ouch.. that hurt. She kind of looked like she was into the idea of liplocking with the village studd... vindication it is, with which she can now look staight into the eyes of the other 'babes'- the real babes.'I can not only make the boys laugh, this too.' Sick, sick, sick. Hasn't she ever noticed me?! What about that day I dressed up looking like the studious type? That was the very next day I overheard her saying that she prefers the academic ones since that's where the future is- a stable future. It's another thing I couldn't answer a single question in the oral exam our teacher sprung upon us. Jeez that was embarassing... but I was all out that day- wooing her with future plans of heading for this university or the other. I'm such a fool.'

'Alrighty, enough of the I'm-such-a-pathetic-shit ones. What are you doing about this?'

'I've thought of something.'

They both sat there starring at the river.

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off II

janu character build
Janu, angel-like and stunning in appearance, was the village sarpanch's daughter (jeez not hindi movie style... can we have a regular person please)

(ok, again, here goes)
Janu wasn't very pretty or anything, just very funny, had a crazy sense of humor and would belt out layered jokes which would send people in a tizzy. This would make them all laugh aloud. The kids loved it- someone their age who could make an entire village break their own bizzare bunch of rules. All the other 8 year olds fantasized about Janu and if they were ever ever ever to play girlie games like house-house or family-family, it would be with Janu- the hilariously funny girl of khaamoshchhappadganju.

Janu was the daughter of the school teacher who was shocked bootless by Kamlu dudupie with his milk episode. And the teachers did not think much of Kamlu tutu (zoom into teacher's frown).

This left Kamlu very alone. But he had a friend, yes, a real friend who would actually put up with all his new found discoveries which everyone could do without. He was Mochikabhondu- the apprentice of the village cobbler. Although Mochikins was very quite, just the way the village liked it, he wished he had the innocent courage of Kamlu kaku and talk about his love for life in general. But he feared Kameen- the guardian of quite, the gargoyle of silence, the rotweiler of shutup land, the ... (ok that should do... jeez you sure Kamlu isn't based on you??)

Mochi dumdums and Kamlu bee would return from school and detour off to the river where they would pretend the river was Kameen and throw rocks in it or take an occassional leak in it to vent their anger (can you think of anything else 8 year olds can do instead of resort to toilet humor). They were once upto their regular antics when a villager noticed them and thrashed both of them senseless. This was because the river flowed down to the village and the thought of drawing water 'purified' by these morons was quite unbearable for the grouchy villager. The boys would soon forget about the thrashing and would get back to what they loved doing- talk about true freedom, the freedom to yak all day like normal people, make a racket like kids do.

character build for Kameen (paradox- Kamlu is no hunk- Kameen is)
Kameen was the son of the village sarpanch (tsk.. tsk... out of 10, I give your pathetic imagination something in decimals) who was not only traditionally goodlooking but stinking rich too. Although he could have any babe he wanted, he aspired to have Janu as the crowning jewel of his future harem (they're 8 year olds you perverted shit). He wooed her with his baby harley, a custom built mini me version of the fatboy and would always turn up in his despicable leather biker wear.

One fine day, Kamlu was walking back from school with Mochi da on the regular path. They walked for 20 odd minutes- midway from the school and home when they saw what they would never ever forget for the rest of their lives.

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off II

janu character build
Janu, angel-like and stunning in appearance, was the village sarpanch's daughter (jeez not hindi movie style... can we have a regular person please)

(ok, again, here goes)
Janu wasn't very pretty or anything, just very funny, had a crazy sense of humor and would belt out layered jokes which would send people in a tizzy. This would make them all laugh aloud. The kids loved it- someone their age who could make an entire village break their own bizzare bunch of rules. All the other 8 year olds fantasized about Janu and if they were ever ever ever to play girlie games like house-house or family-family, it would be with Janu- the hilariously funny girl of khaamoshchhappadganju.

Janu was the daughter of the school teacher who was shocked bootless by Kamlu dudupie with his milk episode. And the teachers did not think much of Kamlu tutu (zoom into teacher's frown).

This left Kamlu very alone. But he had a friend, yes, a real friend who would actually put up with all his new found discoveries which everyone could do without. He was Mochikabhondu- the apprentice of the village cobbler. Although Mochikins was very quite, just the way the village liked it, he wished he had the innocent courage of Kamlu kaku and talk about his love for life in general. But he feared Kameen- the guardian of quite, the gargoyle of silence, the rotweiler of shutup land, the ... (ok that should do... jeez you sure Kamlu isn't based on you??)

Mochi dumdums and Kamlu bee would return from school and detour off to the river where they would pretend the river was Kameen and throw rocks in it or take an occassional leak in it to vent their anger (can you think of anything else 8 year olds can do instead of resort to toilet humor). They were once upto their regular antics when a villager noticed them and thrashed both of them senseless. This was because the river flowed down to the village and the thought of drawing water 'purified' by these morons was quite unbearable for the grouchy villager. The boys would soon forget about the thrashing and would get back to what they loved doing- talk about true freedom, the freedom to yak all day like normal people, make a racket like kids do.

character build for Kameen (paradox- Kamlu is no hunk- Kameen is)
Kameen was the son of the village sarpanch (tsk.. tsk... out of 10, I give your pathetic imagination something in decimals) who was not only traditionally goodlooking but stinking rich too. Although he could have any babe he wanted, he aspired to have Janu as the crowning jewel of his future harem (they're 8 year olds you perverted shit). He wooed her with his baby harley, a custom built mini me version of the fatboy and would always turn up in his despicable leather biker wear.

One fine day, Kamlu was walking back from school with Mochi da on the regular path. They walked for 20 odd minutes- midway from the school and home when they saw what they would never ever forget for the rest of their lives.

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off I

animation ideas III- write- for god's sake punch those keys

once upon a time, in a quite village called khaamoshchappadganju, there was this little boy called Kamluchai. He got that name because he was born of a certain complexion which made his father wonder if he should drink less tea before planning the next kid (kam loon chai?- should I drink less tea? can skip this bit... need not explain) . Getting back- the village was very fond of silence and the people did not like too much noise. it was so silent that they would sleep with their alarm clocks under their pillow (huge clock under the pillow) so only the vibration would wake them up (head goes ratatatata). they were big fans of silence. this was the very reason they all hated Kamluchai.

(character build)
Kamlu was very talkative and particularly very vocal about every little thing he learnt- though not all his learnings were very useful - to others at least. he startled the teacher in his school once when he suddenly stood up and blurted- 'my pillow can soak up an entire glass of milk without dripping'. that evening Kamlu bu nearly puked the glassful of milk his teacher made him drink in front of the entire class- his lesson for making everyone go all uneasy and gooey and some of the kids (who were the devil's own- cheering kamlu) would imagine doing the same when they got back home.

(need a villain)
Now the village was also very polite so they would tolerate the spontaneous effusings of Kamlu kukunu. but there was this psychotic kid who would not contain his feelings for Kamlu. He was Kameen (wicked boy looking at cam over his shoulder... zoom slow to his face). He felt that Kamlu was always looking to draw attention with his stupid observations. Kameen's little ambition was to teach Kamlu the lesson of his lifetime. He was very very wicked.

(need a babe)
he also chanced upon the fact that Kamlu liked Janu very much, the school heart throb.

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off I

animation ideas III- write- for god's sake punch those keys

once upon a time, in a quite village called khaamoshchappadganju, there was this little boy called Kamluchai. He got that name because he was born of a certain complexion which made his father wonder if he should drink less tea before planning the next kid (kam loon chai?- should I drink less tea? can skip this bit... need not explain) . Getting back- the village was very fond of silence and the people did not like too much noise. it was so silent that they would sleep with their alarm clocks under their pillow (huge clock under the pillow) so only the vibration would wake them up (head goes ratatatata). they were big fans of silence. this was the very reason they all hated Kamluchai.

(character build)
Kamlu was very talkative and particularly very vocal about every little thing he learnt- though not all his learnings were very useful - to others at least. he startled the teacher in his school once when he suddenly stood up and blurted- 'my pillow can soak up an entire glass of milk without dripping'. that evening Kamlu bu nearly puked the glassful of milk his teacher made him drink in front of the entire class- his lesson for making everyone go all uneasy and gooey and some of the kids (who were the devil's own- cheering kamlu) would imagine doing the same when they got back home.

(need a villain)
Now the village was also very polite so they would tolerate the spontaneous effusings of Kamlu kukunu. but there was this psychotic kid who would not contain his feelings for Kamlu. He was Kameen (wicked boy looking at cam over his shoulder... zoom slow to his face). He felt that Kamlu was always looking to draw attention with his stupid observations. Kameen's little ambition was to teach Kamlu the lesson of his lifetime. He was very very wicked.

(need a babe)
he also chanced upon the fact that Kamlu liked Janu very much, the school heart throb.