dear jaywalker, to you, dedicateth I, this ballad.

here's an ode dedicated to jaywalking morons who jump onto the road... right in your way-

marne ka hai kya? pitne ka hai kya?
kheech ke do lapak ke padne ka hai kya?

chalna nahi aata tujhe sadak pe ya footpath
to jaa saale pakad apni mummy ka haath

sadak thaari baap ki to bol de advance mein
na karoonga rukaavat aage tere dance mein

gene kelly hain shaane, singing in the rain
to ticket kataa hollywood ka, dont be a pain

gaadi ke neeche tu aaya to maroonga main
galti hogi teri lekin bharoonga main

chalna nahi aata tujhe sadak pe ya footpath
to jaa saale pakad apni mummy ka haath