Saturday, July 08, 2006

Episodes of Kamluchai :: Kameen- the final face off II

janu character build
Janu, angel-like and stunning in appearance, was the village sarpanch's daughter (jeez not hindi movie style... can we have a regular person please)

(ok, again, here goes)
Janu wasn't very pretty or anything, just very funny, had a crazy sense of humor and would belt out layered jokes which would send people in a tizzy. This would make them all laugh aloud. The kids loved it- someone their age who could make an entire village break their own bizzare bunch of rules. All the other 8 year olds fantasized about Janu and if they were ever ever ever to play girlie games like house-house or family-family, it would be with Janu- the hilariously funny girl of khaamoshchhappadganju.

Janu was the daughter of the school teacher who was shocked bootless by Kamlu dudupie with his milk episode. And the teachers did not think much of Kamlu tutu (zoom into teacher's frown).

This left Kamlu very alone. But he had a friend, yes, a real friend who would actually put up with all his new found discoveries which everyone could do without. He was Mochikabhondu- the apprentice of the village cobbler. Although Mochikins was very quite, just the way the village liked it, he wished he had the innocent courage of Kamlu kaku and talk about his love for life in general. But he feared Kameen- the guardian of quite, the gargoyle of silence, the rotweiler of shutup land, the ... (ok that should do... jeez you sure Kamlu isn't based on you??)

Mochi dumdums and Kamlu bee would return from school and detour off to the river where they would pretend the river was Kameen and throw rocks in it or take an occassional leak in it to vent their anger (can you think of anything else 8 year olds can do instead of resort to toilet humor). They were once upto their regular antics when a villager noticed them and thrashed both of them senseless. This was because the river flowed down to the village and the thought of drawing water 'purified' by these morons was quite unbearable for the grouchy villager. The boys would soon forget about the thrashing and would get back to what they loved doing- talk about true freedom, the freedom to yak all day like normal people, make a racket like kids do.

character build for Kameen (paradox- Kamlu is no hunk- Kameen is)
Kameen was the son of the village sarpanch (tsk.. tsk... out of 10, I give your pathetic imagination something in decimals) who was not only traditionally goodlooking but stinking rich too. Although he could have any babe he wanted, he aspired to have Janu as the crowning jewel of his future harem (they're 8 year olds you perverted shit). He wooed her with his baby harley, a custom built mini me version of the fatboy and would always turn up in his despicable leather biker wear.

One fine day, Kamlu was walking back from school with Mochi da on the regular path. They walked for 20 odd minutes- midway from the school and home when they saw what they would never ever forget for the rest of their lives.

3 comments:

  1. oh my Gawd....U've got awesome imagination man....
    I think i may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it

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  2. Anonymous12 July, 2006

    Whatever that was meant to be - enjoyed thoroughly. However, time something concrete happened in your life. :-) let's read some kind of truth, no nothings on your imaginative self.

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  3. So Janu is the daughter of the sarpanch or the teacher? I'm confused here.

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