
'Did a cockroach fall into your breakfast today?! That has to be the worst bit of poetry I've ever ever heard in my life span.'
'You're missing the point.'
'Shut your piehole, smartass!'
'At least I got them all rhyming.'
'Get your know-it-all, I-see-the-matrix-of-life, play-it-safe ass out of my sight.'
'Ok. What do you want me to do? I'll help you. I'm already your friend and mentor. I could also be your henchman, security... protection.'
'Ahem... protect me from?'
'Well you know who...'
'Hohahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! You're too cute, you little 2-foot-nothing! Yeah, I can see you pulping Kameen already! You're the man, pardner, just what I needed. Don't you leave my side, ever.'
'Oh, pleasure.'
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