Thursday, June 14, 2012

Long, difficult and vexing sentences


Today’s written communication demands that we write simply to get our message across to our intended recipients, and therefore make an effective call for action. Difficult words are sneered upon and writers are reprimanded for unnecessarily intellectualizing their material. This recursive dumbing down takes the pleasure out of indulging in usage. For six years between March 2004 until May 2010, I was blogging on this page also- http://arjunkariyal.blogdrive.com/ Looking at the posts, it should be obvious I wasn’t looking for eager or instant responses. I would look up the 'Word of the Day' on m-w.com and form one sentence with the words posted in the previous 10 days. These sentences are complex, and the self-imposed challenge was to form one sentence with at least 10 difficult words. Here’s the entire set of 35 sentences concocted over a span of 6 years.
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I love you
After a deliberate analysis of our relationship that spans an unchallenged empyreal state of mind (sometimes futilitarian), extemporised plans of action, euphoric contrails after parting from our meetings compared to my sublunary day otherwise, resolving to be a better man, I've reconciled to the conclusion that my life would be nullified without your presence in it.
In short - I love you.
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Hoity-toity
Depart from yeasty navel-gazing and artifice; least we are amerced for the defalcations of luscious dreams of promethean goals and left to repine for substantive time lost.
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Boo!
Given half a chance I would frog-march colloguing puerile hangers-on, but I display a clement side of myself, spinning paeans in great alacrity, seldom repine; asking for nothing more than a sward in this frowsy tatterdemalion terrain of soi-disant nonpartisan assemblage.
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yaaaawn!
Make not my introduction too prolix and dragoon young minds with hebetude, else a golem of ineffable and undulant sentiments are most likely to show up for an audience!
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manticore
Indagate and extricate, and not aggress and conglobate; what is exoteric, when being castigated with the gauche to see the red herrings and lacunae in apparently fastidious processes.
reifying litotes
Boggart me not into trichotillomania with your indurate alembic by refuting Occam's razor for the simplest of things by lionizing  a morass of a nemiety of irrelevance, for I prefer the conscientious over the peregrine.
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commoved
The rambunctious yet ubiquitous lot met and confabulated after a decade at an event that fell into desuetude, and age seemed not to have attenuated their minatory naunces amidst the victuals of the bygone era.
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extirpate dyspeptic quislings
Indomitable as they may appear, tolerate not sycophants, who cavil with gibberish fraught with ulterior motives- antithetical to your panoptic and sagacious perspective.
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this sludge-grogery
Rescue us from the whammy of rebarbative effusings from overweening entrants exiting nonage adopting perfunctory routines which can lead to an underwhelming ambience goading us, rutilant, and glancing at the skies with longanimity, praying for a deus ex machina to intervene and salvage this futile drudgery- this sludge!
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jaunty chimera
An offsite is always an effective nostrum in an interstice in work after much enveighing, and bucolic Goa (no ersatz for it) was a perfect milieu for concomitant diablerie from everyone with it's panoply of fun-filled events!
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Ostensible Fanfaronade
Refute if you must if you find this tetchy; but I would remain pervicaciously insouciant in my vexing usage in this little vernissage of mine and shall show no promise of surcease of this arcane hobby.
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Savvy?!
Be solicitous; for despite my commodious heart, maybe not to my delectation, I'd say it was unfortuitous that my dexterous confrere should insuperably pontificate in mimesis, picaresque, yet orotund quotes, and invite visceral reactions from the camaraderie.
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schwarmerei

Desiccated but dauntless, she decided to oppugn his sempiternal inflictions with ad hoc measures and yet retain her mellifluous, immaculate self; determined not to succumb to constellating thoughts and unprepossessing perceptions from those around.
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 stonewalled!

Find this hortative, but expiate nevertheless for your esoteric bricolage that stonewalls all protocols of easy communication  which is nothing more than a travesty of what's actually in your dilettante head and not a sedulous student of grammar and usage, if you don't mind the peccadillo, you obstinate misanthrope.
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dilettante

Despite the mordant and eolian effect of time in our mien, we shelve our disparate yet sedulous perspectives and congregate at an olfactory location, 'Flavors' sometimes- under the Moolchand flyover, not to cerebrate but to reminisce of ITGO, the nidus of our madness, which at times sparks a risorgimento for adventure and seeking, instigating us to plan yet another trip out of town.
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stentorian whispers

Though I consider plans sancrosanct, most of my milestones have, ab initio accrued from decisions made in a state of carpe diem, without cunctation, and have orchidaceously been acquisitive for other syncretisms of life- not that I intend to adduce meliorism of any sort nor lugubriously lament on my deviations, but the undulated spontaneity has been the leitmotif, theriac if I may, that has coaxed me to move on.
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doggeral fiasco

the more we ostentatiously indulge in inesculent and anfractuous usage, the more we disparage and so invite scurrilous effusings and saltation from even the phlegmatic ones around.
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Seeds for Kaizen

I wouldn't wheedle out of contretemps which could redound to the team's persona nor take umbrage at inimical persiflage- rather contain my ebullience against splenetic dispositions and clinically, with deference, steer the predicament to an apt finale.
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Bogus!

my stay lasted through the belle epoque and since the brilliant kapellmeister left to hand over the reins to a bogus heir and yahoos, malversation has scumbled the work culture. 
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Argus

deploy utile skillsets on terra firma like an obsequious servant and do that with elan and mayhap the effulgence could alleviate disgruntlement.
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 Detritus

At the zenith of one's brilliance, making flippant remarks from cerebral detritus devoid of any praxis could only betray nescience leading to quietus in major activities, skulking away to hunting about for vulnerary talk and temporising to throw your nemesis off-track.
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jejune telegraphese harangue

From a piabald accumulation of ambitions to ponder over, I still wouldn't feel expropriated or change things if I could start ab ovo, but I think I would be an auto mechanic or at least an auto-artist if not scripting anti-establishment diatribes deriding imperialistic monpolisers; equivocally speaking.
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shrive of politesse

Not that I intend to sound disparaging, but just in case you consider your verbal riposte and apophasis as a panacea to your teams's performance and internal chemistry which is far from copacetic, I recommend you let go of misbegotten notions and direct your celerity to salvage team morale which is in shambles.

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yap

"Why bloviate sophomorically?" he glowered while yawping."Can't you use simple words well within the ken of our target audience?"
"Well," said I in an oracular tone,"just leveraging upon the prowess of articulation to indoctrinate our mission statement and pedestal our eclectic portfolio."
"Alright then, you misanthrope, but do police extraneous or any capricious usage whatsoever. You have a yen to gorgonize readers with your verbose style. Don't you turn a proposal into something of much consternation."
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bloviate

as i devoured the pages edaciously, i resiled to a sedate frame of mind, aborning new ideas, nascent, embryonic; troglodyte to my immediate surroundings; no more oracular to anything, much as i may would like to, as my new learnings would undergird new thoughts, ramifying to all nooks of the gargantuan abyss of my imagination.
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motley expulsions

Under the tutelage of my basic drawings teacher, of the same cadre, I have learnt not to ululate in times of despair or resort to billingsgate since the aleatory nature of life have taught me to withstand  the visissitudes of events that weather me; though my expulsions may appear desultory, motley and surely not placid.
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 sinecure

The emancipation of the soul is initiated amongst friends being able to gauge the gamut of one's angst and obviate effusions and efficacious philosophies; thanks to our proclivity to having a tendentious opinion of a life of melancholy.
I must venture out on this trenchant emprise and expect a high incidence of world know-how; per contra, things are too easy and I placate the self within the sinecure of home.
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in limbo

Exiting the hermitage, one had to perpend and celebrations had to be put in abeyance in light of the cataclysm in mutitudinous communities. Maldroit experts who were aware of the event in sub rosa and could not salvage the situation that could have been contained to a certain extent, have been dilatory about the inundation that has eventuated. Frenetic effusings in media result in no squib on the tregedy or feigned empathies from close quarters cannot succor us to circumvent the calamity.
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slake in purlieu

After effusing much encomium for M C Eicher's phantasmagoria, I was elevated from my diffident and trepid phase to a superjacent level where I parted from tergiversation of expression; allowing an argosy of inveterate collages much ensconced in the attic of an itinerant graphic artist.
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 eureka! a nexus!

An ardous task as it may appear to be, in search of expanding one's epistemic perimeter, one has to detach from whilom achievements and cerebral purlieu that blandish us from advancing and to keeps us from turning into a nebbish denizen of the past that wistfully revels in nostalgia and resorts to chicanery.
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retaining quiddity

Despite being generally imperturbable and  maintaining a rectitudinous self through a jungle of disparaging durations, I transmogrified into a froward, precocial entity I would abjure normally which would tantamount to one of a stolid outlook repudiating all aspersions of a liminal persona bruited about; with no sight of a mea culpa accrued xenophobically.
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svelte alibi

I'm looking forward to the day when I can expunge this mundane routine of mine from my life, abnegate the luxuries of this cushy job made up of pecuniary favors and acquiesce with companionable nods like a milquetoast, for this is misprison of my perception of life to justify inert impuissance, endorsing my fallibility with impunity galore and abstrusive clerisy.
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abstruse simulacrum

Overcome with hubris, risking solecism in a festinate attempt, I conjured an abstruse collage of words to stump amenable blog readers; unless ofcourse, their hypermnesia can retrodict that my pertinacious attempt of usage is a mere simulacrum of April's daily words on www.m-w.com; enough to deserve being disseised of usage and subjected to incarceration.
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a surfeit of jabberwocky!

I spent this fecund day by learning a few new words, reading a book and and revising my french; by far the least vapid of holidays I've had in a long time, flagging an epoch for personal development with sesquipedalian intentions!
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Philomath!

It shall be in the state of inebriety that our passible selves will osculate with the eximious details of life; concerning love and good friends. These contemplations are apodictic and seldom bloviated, almost visceral but surely ameliorated with equally convivial company!
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Grandiloquent Indulgence

I have to be more considerate; in general. Perpetually nostalgic of the erudite leadership of a previous manager who quit, I seem to expel an eristic air and elliptical replies to irrelevant blabber from my scrofulous colleague (Senator Glutus Maximus himself) who I'd idoneously recapitulate as a sciolist. They are intolerable and my desire to be holophrastic, inevitable. Enough.

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