Fictionary

Here's a collection of 10 self-cooked words and phrases for those instances or states of mind you wish had a name. If you see anything here you've seen somewhere else, then it's sheer co-incidence. Wow, let’s start with this-

Flagiarist
That person who disrupts your peace when you thought you’d get away by stealing someone else’s idea or you thought was original.

Plug-head
That blanked out state of mind when you are fumbling through your stuff looking for a laptop accessory or some connecting wire.

Smart-hash
When you're the expert but don’t have a convincing answer to someone's question but still want to answer with some bull and everyone knows you are bulling.

iGod
People who look up or away giving a 3/4 look just when a group photo is clicked.

Click buddy
That stranger you ask to click your group photo.

Cacophone
Conference calls where people don’t let you finish your sentence but you still go on and it turns out no one is listening.

Demoteed
That split-second depressing feeling when people assume your subordinate is your boss.

forget-me-knot
When you want to hang someone who forgets your name despite a previous introduction or acquaintance.

Gayed-out
That weird feeling you get when you get too close to another man in a bookstore or public place and you find yourself getting the hell out of there least he thinks you’re gay and hitting on him.

Dickhead
Person who think you’re not married because there’s something ‘wrong’ with you.